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Tech291
Moderator
Username: Tech291
Post Number: 114
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 08, 2005 - 8:52 pm: | 
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found this humor on the web tonite;
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long
cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is
meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?
Radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals
here, they receive them there. The only difference
is that there is no cat.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955), when asked to describe radio
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Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it forms into
lightning, which is attracted to the Earth by golfers.
After entering the ground, the electricity hardens into coal,
which, when dug up by power companies and burned in big
ovens called 'generators,' turns back into electricity...
where it is transformed by TV sets into commercials for
beer, which passes through the consumers and back into the
ground, thus completing what is known as a 'circuit.'
Dave Barry
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tech291
CEF#291
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Airplane1
Intermediate Member
Username: Airplane1
Post Number: 312
Registered: 5-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 4:24 pm: |
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HA HA HA! |
Wrk3
Member
Username: Wrk3
Post Number: 50
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2005 - 9:14 am: |
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i see u puty some thought into that #291...
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Allagator
Advanced Member
Username: Allagator
Post Number: 557
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2005 - 5:25 pm: |
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291 are you shure it was for beer ~~~~~ or for rogain ????
LMBO
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