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S2art
Junior Member
Username: S2art
Post Number: 20
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 12:36 am: | 
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So these two antennas met on a rooftop one-day. Eventually they fell in love and decided to get married. The wedding was not that great, but the reception was awesome.
Please don’t hate me for posting this.
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Tech808
Moderator
Username: Tech808
Post Number: 4592
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 7:11 am: |
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I know that couple The WILSON's,
They live right next door to Copper Electronics.
Mr. 5000 & Mrs. 1000 WILSON and there son LIL WIL.
Lon
Tech808
CEF808
N9OSN  |
Wolverine
Intermediate Member
Username: Wolverine
Post Number: 301
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 7:32 am: |
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Uncle Astatic was there with his asthma, along with auntie firestick, and cousins francis and anttron. Alas, the black sheep of the family, shakespeare came just to freeload off the food. |
Wrk3
Junior Member
Username: Wrk3
Post Number: 38
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 9:28 am: |
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i think it's kinda cute...
2 much bitterness in the world these day's... |
Tech808
Moderator
Username: Tech808
Post Number: 4593
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 10:22 am: |
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Wolverine,
Cousin Joe Gunn was going to show up but Bruce flatened his tires and had his Yugo towed to the Impound lot.
Lon
Tech808
CEF808
N9OSN |
Karatebutcher
Senior Member
Username: Karatebutcher
Post Number: 1842
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 11:38 am: |
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YUGO I will wait here. |
Pig040
Advanced Member
Username: Pig040
Post Number: 646
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 12:38 pm: |
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1011 C was entroute, but drifted next door instead. |
Keithinatlanta
Intermediate Member
Username: Keithinatlanta
Post Number: 466
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 1:20 pm: |
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Wish I was that smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Troublemaker
Member
Username: Troublemaker
Post Number: 65
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 2:30 pm: |
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hehehe, this could go on for a while,,what a hoot!!! |
Karatebutcher
Senior Member
Username: Karatebutcher
Post Number: 1844
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 4:09 pm: |
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Just takes time Keithinatlanta, remember , see Sally run, see spot chase the ball. etc |
S2art
Junior Member
Username: S2art
Post Number: 22
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 4:32 pm: |
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Q: How do two parting technicians say good-bye?
A: Oscillator
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Sg569
Member
Username: Sg569
Post Number: 54
Registered: 12-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 4:45 pm: |
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uuuuuuuuunnnnnnnggggg!!!
BAD joke
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Coyote
Member
Username: Coyote
Post Number: 81
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 6:33 pm: |
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A humorous notice to all visitors of an amateur or ham radio shack.
NOTICE TO ALL VISITORS
What you are about to witness is an Amateur Radio Station
BEFORE YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS - HERE ARE THE ANSWERS
1. The total cost of this equipment cannot be discussed here as it creates many complicated and varied marital conflicts!.
2. No, we cannot send a message to your brother in Amsterdam, Berlin, London, Los Angeles or Hong Kong - I suggest you use AT&T or another telephone carrier for that purpose.
3. This is strictly my hobby. I have neither the facilities nor the time or inclination to want to fool around with fixing your Toaster, Clock Radio, Electric Kettle, Video Recorder, TV set, Car Stereo or hi-fi - I suggest you see a local serviceman.
4. Yes, all those antennas in the backyard are essential to the proper operation of all this equipment.
5. The farthest station I have contacted has been in the Ubangiland Islands off the coast of Southern Kowawowwow.
6. The cards on the wall are called QSL cards. They are confirmation of contacts made with other stations throughout the world without my having to resort to using the facilities of, or incurring the cost of AT&T or any other telephone carrier.
7. Yes this station is fully Y2K compliant as well as up to full international standards in all respects - for the simple reason I designed, programmed and built it all by myself.
8. Accordingly, it is a technical IMPOSSIBILITY for this station's very complicated equipment to interfere with computers, video games, vcrs, television reception, washing machines, hearing aids, pacemakers, telephone or stereo systems.
9. Any interference problems of that nature are strictly caused by very obvious design flaws in the home entertainment devices or the appliance itself.
10. Curing arthritis might be a definite maybe. Then again maybe not.
11. An Amateur Radio Station may only be operated by a highly qualified, technically skilled electronics expert.
12. It takes absolute dedication, training, intelligence, as well as years of schooling to reach the level of competence that justifies one to be licensed by the FCC.
13. Therefore it is not considered inappropriate to show proper awe, respect and general obsequiousness when I discuss my hobby or operate the numerous, yet complicated controls
FURTHERMORE
If you are granted the extreme honor of being invited to speak into the microphone,
please observe the following rules:
1. Speak in a low and soothing tone.
2. Do not disagree with me in any manner what-so-ever.
3. Say no bad words and tell no off color jokes.
4. It is customary for the guest to make complimentary remarks about this station and it's licensed operator when talking to other
hams on the air.
DO NOT
TOUCH ANYTHING!
TURN ANY KNOBS!
SIT ON THE EQUIPMENT!
I HAVE LOST SEVERAL VISITORS BY ELECTROCUTION IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS.
Enjoy your stay
CEF443
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Coyote
Member
Username: Coyote
Post Number: 81
Registered: 11-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 6:37 pm: |
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Troublemaker
Member
Username: Troublemaker
Post Number: 66
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 7:37 pm: |
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HEY,THAT"S CEF 145!!!!HAHAHEHEHE |
Karatebutcher
Senior Member
Username: Karatebutcher
Post Number: 1845
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 8:43 pm: |
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Hey that is mean, but have you noticed the confirmation of those pork chops, and the BACON |
Tech237
Moderator
Username: Tech237
Post Number: 129
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 9:34 pm: |
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I think I saw Yagi Bear at that wedding |
S2art
Junior Member
Username: S2art
Post Number: 23
Registered: 2-2004
| | Posted on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 10:06 pm: |
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Yagi Bear? …and I thought my first posting should be taken out back and shot. |
Pig040
Advanced Member
Username: Pig040
Post Number: 648
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, January 23, 2005 - 9:27 am: |
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Hey Coyote, where did you get my pic?? Haha
Rich |
Bruce
Senior Member
Username: Bruce
Post Number: 2121
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, January 23, 2005 - 11:52 am: |
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Cousin Joe Gunn was going to show up but Bruce flatened his tires and had his Yugo towed to the Impound lot.
And stripped of the 23 ch radio he found in it! |
Keithinatlanta
Intermediate Member
Username: Keithinatlanta
Post Number: 468
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, January 24, 2005 - 9:34 am: |
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Bruce, can I have his 23 channel radio? Only if it works of course!
Keith |
Bruce
Senior Member
Username: Bruce
Post Number: 2131
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Monday, January 24, 2005 - 10:54 am: |
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Keith you can have it after the FCC type accepts it. |
Patzerozero
Intermediate Member
Username: Patzerozero
Post Number: 364
Registered: 7-2004
| | Posted on Monday, January 24, 2005 - 2:42 pm: |
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sick-you're all sick!
and they tell me all the RF from the amps in my mobile is going to affect ME! HAH! |
Wolverine
Intermediate Member
Username: Wolverine
Post Number: 304
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 7:38 am: |
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Mr.5000 got mad a Lil Wil for hitting cousin solarcon in the head, with a nightstick. Mrs 1000 had enough valor to get in between Mr. 5000 and Lil wil, before Mr. 5000 fed Lil Wil to the Maco's that they kept in the swimming pool. Mrs. Wilson's brother-in-law, got so fed up, that he made a phone call. Minutes later, Uncle Charlie (FCC) drove up to check out all the commotion going on at Mr. Wilson's house. Unimpressed, Uncle Charlie called for a Paddy wagon and took them all to Jail. Later that night, they were all let out of jail with a hefty fine. When they all finally got home, Astatic, had another asthma attack, and because of the excitement, dropped dead on the porch.
Wolverine.
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