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Nightlinks
Member
Username: Nightlinks
Post Number: 77
Registered: 1-2009
| | Posted on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 1:04 am: | 
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Hello,
What's the funniest thing you have heard on the radio?
Not the funniest i have heard but today. I heard someone ask for a radio check in channel 19 when someone responded "Your radio is working driver" the person that asked for the radio check said "I think something is wrong with my receive because everyone sounds like a yankee"
CEF#1021
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Starface
Senior Member
Username: Starface
Post Number: 2583
Registered: 1-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 - 12:31 am: |
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when someone asked a truck driver (18 wheeler) out of the 18 wheels how much air goes in the 5th wheel?
George/Starface/KI4NBE
CEF 476 CVC 014 HAM 181
SOUTHEAST CEF NET CONTROL
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Sitm
Intermediate Member
Username: Sitm
Post Number: 300
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 - 4:36 pm: |
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A local couple that lives on the other end of town drunk and singing songs one right after the other for about six hours. The next day his radio was blown and he didn't understand why after key downs ranging from 5 minutes to 20 minutes. |
Sitm
Intermediate Member
Username: Sitm
Post Number: 302
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Thursday, October 01, 2009 - 10:59 am: |
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Another funny one, one night I heard this guy going on and on and on about how 23 channel radios were illegal and how the FCC swat team would soon been crashing through their window to confiscate their equipment and deport them from the United States to a remote island off the coast of Antartica. It was.........hilarious. You can still tune in that frequency and he is still going on and on. |
Bruce
Senior Member
Username: Bruce
Post Number: 5193
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Friday, October 02, 2009 - 5:04 pm: |
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The best I've heard is someone who has up (3) 50 foot towers and can hear that station in antartica with his F-22 vertical on 2 meters From illinois ......
Now i have worked New York from Tampa on 2 meters but NEVER heard anything that good. |
Hotwire
Senior Member
Username: Hotwire
Post Number: 2761
Registered: 1-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, October 04, 2009 - 12:54 pm: |
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Those truck stop cb shop prices and super mod claims...
Kenny
CEF491
Reading the mail around Indianapolis Indiana!
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Tech808
Moderator
Username: Tech808
Post Number: 17143
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Monday, October 05, 2009 - 7:37 am: |
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NOTE!
This Topic Title is:
Funniest thing you've heard on the radio?}
What does this mean?
It mean's post the: Funniest thing that YOU have heard on the radio?
PLEASE address your Post to the TOPIC and not another member's post to this TOPIC.
Thank You,
Lon~Tech808
N9CEF
CEF#808~CVC#002
Radio Enthusiast!
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Sitm
Intermediate Member
Username: Sitm
Post Number: 307
Registered: 1-2004
| | Posted on Monday, October 05, 2009 - 10:34 am: |
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Saturday night about 7 pm central time I was hitting the Peoria Illinois repeater talking to accouple guys. One was driving to work the other was "mobile" but said he was working. I figured he was just driving for his job. After about 30 minutes into the QSO he said he had to go eat lunch. I asked him what he did for work. He was a D10 dozer driver and had loads coal for the power generators at Cat tractor company. He has a 2 meter in his tractor and talks while he works. He said if he gets up on a tall pile he can really get out well. Very interesting QSO and the first I have talked to a guy mobile on a bull dozer. |
Tech833
Moderator
Username: Tech833
Post Number: 1757
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 06, 2009 - 1:43 am: |
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I'll get the ball rolling.
Tuning around the dial late one evening...
A guy on 27 MHz. called for a lady. She answered "Go ahead". He then keyed his mic, making only heavy breathing sounds and unkeyed. She asked "What was that?". He replied "An obscene radio call". |
Press_man
Member
Username: Press_man
Post Number: 68
Registered: 5-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 07, 2009 - 6:57 pm: |
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I was on a repeater one afternoon about 85 miles from home when suddenly a voice says: "Hey, breaker on the channel." I didn't say a word but the control operator came in saying,"Sorry! This isn't CB, this is a 2mtr repeater and you're transmitting on an amateur radio freq." The guy comes back with, "Amateur!, I'm a professional and this stupid radidio aint gettin out! I paid $200.00 for it at the CB shop and it won't get across the street. Think I'll whoop that CB guy on the flip flop! The C.O. said, "Where are you?" The trucker said, "I'm on I-95 headin South and gettin down next to Stuart FL, come on. "Well, the C.O. kindly told him how he didn't need to destroy the CB guy, that he was being heard over 100 miles away and it only took a test to work on being legal. All you could here was the drivers lamenting at becoming an Amateur cause he was a PRO.
Wally/Pressman/KC4ZWM
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Starface
Senior Member
Username: Starface
Post Number: 2588
Registered: 1-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 07, 2009 - 10:14 pm: |
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That was funny Wally but the C.O. should have stopped talking to him once the C.O. known the trucker wasn't License to operator Amateur Radio.
George/Starface/KI4NBE
CEF 476 CVC 014 HAM 181
SOUTHEAST CEF NET CONTROL
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Bruce
Senior Member
Username: Bruce
Post Number: 5205
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 5:48 am: |
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Within the last week I heard on a local net ..
" Net control do you have your ears on ?" |
Press_man
Member
Username: Press_man
Post Number: 69
Registered: 5-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - 9:41 pm: |
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Here's one for ya;
There used to be a guy that lived out of town that would drive to Vero for nothing other than to aggravate and stir up the CB locals. He had a van with big watts and would cuss, play music,
key up saying CRUNCH! and generally trash everyone.
One of the locals decided to pay him back so he threw a big Texas Star in his panel van along with some borrowed meters. He spent a couple of days setting this thing up. Well along comes the weekend and guess who shows up in town going,
"CRUNCH MAN CRUNCH".
We'll call one Big Gun and the other Painful.
All of a sudden Painful says, "Hi there Big Gun thith here ith Pink Panties in the Pink Cadilac come on come on!"
Big Gun says, "Who is this?"
Painful, "I been waitin for ya all week sweety, where ya be-en? Come on come on."
Big Gun, "Well I sure haven't been looking for you!"
Painful, "Come on honey, Pink Panties just wants to see if you're really a B-I-G GUN!"
Meanwhile old Painful & friends are tracking this guy and are getting pretty close.
The next thing you here on the radio is, "Some fools trying to hit me with a Panel Van, who is that?
" Oh, come on now, you know it's just lil ol Pink Panties, come on now hun, stop running from me!"
After that night Big Gun never came back to town, but old Painful sure had fun chasing him out of town. Some say Uncle Charlie caught up to Big Gun, nobody really knows, but I'm sure nobody here in town filed a complaint.
Wally/Pressman/KC4ZWM
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Knight_watch
Member
Username: Knight_watch
Post Number: 52
Registered: 10-2006
| | Posted on Friday, October 23, 2009 - 7:02 am: |
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when I was in my early 20's (early 90's) a buddy of mine had a bad habbit of breaking wind on the air and one night as the local chatter died down as usual, TOOT TOOT. Then in the distance there was a reply... Go ahead break!!! I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes. It was funny then, may be not so now. just thought I would give it a shot.
Mavrick
Charlie-Echo-Foxtrot 856
(CEF-856)
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Press_man
Member
Username: Press_man
Post Number: 74
Registered: 5-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 3:35 pm: |
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Good one Knight Watch!
Many-many moons ago (1970's) I lived in a little town a few miles north of where I live now. That area had only a hand full of CBers with the rest of the county CBers south of us. We would go on ch14 and avoid the ch21 CROWD.
One night late one of the guys had bragged about the butter bean and cabbage dinner he'd had so we told him to stay home, NO visiting. Well he got involved in a project and would lock his D-104 and keep talking. After doing this a few times he fell asleep with the mike open. All of a sudden the sound of his snore was broken by what sounded like a Tuba going for a low note: pr-o-o-o-o-o-t! I started laughing and he let go again, pr-o-o-o-o-boom. I guess it must have scared him because he woke up, apologized for leaving the radio keyed and said,"Ah-man,I gotta change this Doberman's diet, he's peeled the paint in this room."
T.J. and I both told him in unavoidable laughter that the dog wasn't guilty and he needed to check himself because there was no way that pup would have survived that much pressure!
Wally/Pressman/KC4ZWM
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Knight_watch
Member
Username: Knight_watch
Post Number: 53
Registered: 10-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, November 01, 2009 - 4:07 am: |
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Thanks Press man! I needed a good laugh! And I wonder why my wife asks me how old I am.
Mavrick
Charlie-Echo-Foxtrot 856
(CEF-856)
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Tech237
Moderator
Username: Tech237
Post Number: 1247
Registered: 4-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 7:23 pm: |
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NOt laugh funny, just different. Here on 2m we have a daily lunch bunch net whose Net Control is blind. Bobby gives directions "15 paces and turn left. Now take 379 paces and its the door on your right". Sound great except most of DRIVE
Simon
Tech237
N7AUS
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I thought he said, "there was no rust for the wicked, and I own an MGB"
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Funtimebob
Intermediate Member
Username: Funtimebob
Post Number: 248
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, November 21, 2009 - 2:49 pm: |
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back in the 80's there was somebody that came on every evening after school on the home channel that all he/she/it would do is belch.
Soooo I started giving belching lessons to h/s/i over the air to the amusement of my buddies.....
armed with a bottle of Coke...He/She/it finally moved on with tail between their legs after H/S/I realized that their attempts to bother us had failed.
Support Ohio Castle" legislation under S.B. 184 and H.B. 264.
73's Kd8dey
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